John

21, Student, Dundee, League Champion

Females , Football (Arsenal and Falkirk), Cats, Dugs, Always Sunny, GoT, Food and Vidya

I'm completely off the rails, my closest friend hates me and 20 grown men sing about my cock on a regular basis.


Coursework time = less time to post my usual random pieces of shite/Football gifs/Always Sunny stuff, bear with me bbz

Ask/Abuse Away

Guess this is relevant again

Guess this is relevant again

+ Jun 24th at 10PM / reblog / 301 notes

stuartashen:

Warning: People like these may actually exist

+ May 20th at 6PM / via: stuartashen / op: stuartashen / reblog / 37 notes

Right, everyone lock yourselves indoors, Aaron Ramsey just scored and I for one don’t want to fucking die any time soon.

Dave Whelan, please heed my warning

+ May 14th at 9PM / reblog / 1 note

Wigan gonna wiggle, just let us have our 4th place trophy :(
Cheers Mike Dean, top performance as usual.

+ May 14th at 8PM / reblog / 11 notes

Now her fairy godmother says Pooperella we’re gonna fix ya,
Put on that fancy dress and put some magic in the mixture,
Go to the ball and find your prince and don’t worry about the mess,
But if you don’t get out by 12 o’clock you’re gonna shit that fancy dress.

And we’ll be singing whoopsie!, Pooperella had another little accident

+ May 14th at 6PM / reblog / 12 notes
Relevant… fuck coursework

Relevant… fuck coursework

+ May 12th at 8PM / reblog / 1 note
It’s officially cup final day, hope you have your bingo cards ready.

It’s officially cup final day, hope you have your bingo cards ready.

+ May 11th at 12AM / reblog / 14 notes
+ May 9th at 11PM / via: silbreisen / op: silbreisen / reblog / 20 notes