Warning: People like these may actually exist
Right, everyone lock yourselves indoors, Aaron Ramsey just scored and I for one don’t want to fucking die any time soon.
Dave Whelan, please heed my warning
Wigan gonna wiggle, just let us have our 4th place trophy :(
Cheers Mike Dean, top performance as usual.
Now her fairy godmother says Pooperella we’re gonna fix ya,
Put on that fancy dress and put some magic in the mixture,
Go to the ball and find your prince and don’t worry about the mess,
But if you don’t get out by 12 o’clock you’re gonna shit that fancy dress.
And we’ll be singing whoopsie!, Pooperella had another little accident
It’s officially cup final day, hope you have your bingo cards ready.
Warwick and Karl go shopping
"I’m looking at a cat here that’s playing a piano, and you’re showing me an old rock."
"This cat is longer than you, that’s a domestic cat"
"He’s gonna be saying "oh me wellies are chafing", not his ankles, his fucking ballsack"